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Klaus: I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch. Then, when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood.
Klaus: But now it's dinner time and I'll just eat what I can get.
Klaus: No one else wants any? Fine. More for me.
Klaus: Wow, you are one dumb blond.
Klaus: I told you to wear the red dress so the blood wouldn't stain it!
Klaus: Do you think eating people who look like your sister is a psychological issue?
Klaus: Oh... I guess I have psychological issues.
Klaus " Ugh, You would think something would smell as good as it tastes "
Klaus: Midnight snack anyone?
Klaus: Yellow is not your color, but red is.
Klaus: I can make any girl swoon.
that is one good hickey...
Klaus: "No I can't control myself,
Now let me do my 1,2 step, THIS IS HOW YOU 1,2 STEP!"
Klaus: Now, are you going to let me wear that dress to prom or not?
Klaus: Wait a minute - you're not Rebecca.
Klaus: Now, or you going to let me wear that dress to prom or not?
"...and that's how you do the Heimlich maneuvre, sweetheart."