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I bet this horse tastes way better then bunnies.
Klaus (to Caroline): I wonder what she's thinking?
Caroline (to Horse): I wonder what he's thinking?
Horse (to both of them): What the hell are they doing? Creepers.
It would come to this, I have to see a horse about a man!
Klaus: Pshh I knew she would like the horse!
Caroline: I really wish he would just stick with the jewelry....
Horse: Hey now! Don't make me stomp your face in!
Caroline: I'm a vampire...if anything I'll be the one ripping your next off.
Horse: Okay I'll just shut up now!
Caroline: I have nothing else to do with my existence than stare at a horse
Horse: Hey lady you do realize there's guy behind you stalking you right?
Caroline: "Silly horse... you DO realize I am a dead, blood-sucking creature of the night, yes? Shouldn't you be like.... running?"
Horse: "Get anywhere NEAR me with those teeth, and I will kick them down your throat!"
Save me a dance,
Horse: I fancy you, Is that so hard to believe?
Klaus: Damn he got their first
Klaus: Please come back inside. It's not yet midnight.
Caroline: Midnight? I'm not some fairytale princess, you know.
Klaus: Maybe not, but you're one beautiful vampire Cinderella.
Caroline: There are studs on your bridle
Horse: There's a stud right behind you
Klaus: Want to ride it? It will be fun.
Caroline: Oh, you gotta do better than that Klaus. I'm not the one who throws herself around when my boyfriend is AWOL.
Klaus: I'm talking about the horse.
Klaus: Do you like horses?
Caroline: Yeah...They are ok...i guess...But i'd prefer it if you stuck with the diamonds!
Caroline: Now, this horse reminds me of someone familiar, this selfish bitch who has no consideration for other people's feelings...Elisha? No....Elenor? Ele...Ele...It'll come to me!
CAROLINE: I didn't know we had Sarah Jessica Parker as a guest star...
Caroline: Well it is better than turning into a werewolf Tyler, but I prefer you with feet instead of hooves. I think you still have some work to do...
Can't help it but remember an old fairytale from my soviet/post-soviet childhood.
Caroline: Sivka-Burka, the propheting horse, please do appear and stand by me here.
Klaus: Does this actually mean I'll have to take a boiling milk bath?
Caroline: Man, horse poop smells so bad when you have vampire senses
ew ew ew, i love a werewolf and horses creep me out... i need help
Caroline: He just doesn't get it!
Horse: Nope! He's dumb as hell.
Caroline Forbes. Muystic Falls' horse whisperer.
Caroline:My cinderella fantisy is finally coming true, but
I wish Tyler was here......
Caroline(singing): Now it's too late for you and your whit...erm black horse, to come around.
Caroline: I'm feeling like Cinderella. Don't you turn into a mouse and pumpkin!