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Kol: Seriously? YOU stabbed Elijah, and hosted Klaus's spirit?
Klaus: He sure did!
Alaric: *Blushes* Yeah, well, it's nothing compared to my current plot of temporarily you and thus all of your siblings in order to ensure that your mother and suicidal brother gets to turn you into humans only to kill you.
Klaus and Kol: ...what?
(@Kol-Dande: Actually, Alaric has staked a vampire. Remember Logan Fell?)
Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.
LOVE YOU VD (:
Alaric: Oh my god...it's the men black
Klaus: Kol, let me make the introductions for you. We are vampires and he is a vampire hunter.
Kol: When was the last time you kill a vampire.
Klaus laughing: I am sorry Kol but that is funny because he haven't kill a vampire since he been here.
Alaric: Laugh all you want but I be laughing when you two are dead.
Kol: How are you going to kill us when we cannot be kill.
Kol:so this the body you were in?
Klaus: yes , a horrible experience.
Alaric: i can hear you
Kol:are you also a vampire?
Alaric: No , your just sitting 5 cm away from me!
Klaus: Your hair looks sexy pushed back, but not as sexy as mine does
klaus: look kol, this is the guy who stole my haircut..
kol: to be fair, you did steal his body
Klaus: How can I get Caroline to stop hating me?
Alaric: Come back on Friday, its karaoke night...You can sing her "Eternal Flame".
Klaus: Tell me how to win Caroline's heart or I'll kill everyone in this bar...
Kol: They say he staked Elijah...
Klaus: Hot damn!
Klaus:Damn, i luv his hair
Kol:I know what u mean! XD
Gah, he is so hot.....
Klaus : Look it's the guy I was talking about. They call him Ric ...
Kol : No way ...
Can you believe it Kol that I was in that body?
Kol: Oh look, it's the guy from Brokeback Mountain!
Klaus to Alaric: So how would you feel about a three way, mate?
Klaus to Alaric: "Well, who do we have here? It's the Kenny of Mystic Falls. Hey, don't you get shot this episode?"
Kol: "OMG! They killed Alaric! You bastards!"
Well, doesn't Alaric look good enough to eat tonight.
This isn't a submission. Just wanted to thank Matt for posting my caption a couple of weeks ago and didn't know what thread to do it in. I was really excited, so thank you. It was my first submission, and now I retire.