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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

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Wow. You made this one tough on us, readers.

We sorted through numerous great entries for this Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, ranging from references to Paul Wesley being married to Torrey DeVitto in real life to a couple amazing, so-bad-they-were-great Chris Brown-based submissions.

But we went with the caption posted underneath the photo, sent in by "May," as the winning selection, mostly for its utter randomness. A Shamwow?!? Where did that come from? We loved it!

Thank you to all for playing and please return to try you humor again next Friday!

Meredith Caption Contest Pic

Elena: Looks like we're going to need a huge Shamwow!!

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Elena: Hey why aren't you going in ripper mode now? Shouldn't you be wanting to suck all her blood?
Stephan/Paul: Yes....But I can't! Need to control my bloodlust because my wife is involved!
Elena: Oh you have got to be kidding me? We killed all those innocent girls for you to control your bloodlust and all it took was your wife, bleeding on the floor in my kitchen! Why didn't we think of that, you wont stop for me, or for Damon but when it's your wife, sure go ahead...curb your bloodlust.

Amie

Elena: Oh no, Stefan...
Stefan: Yeah, I know...Houston, we have a problem!

Aquariuz

Elena: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stefan: You had me at thinking.

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Paul: Honey, are you dead?
Nina: Duh!

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Elena: The Pretty Little Liars are gonna have to figure this out in Season 3.
Stefan: My wife gets to star in two great shows. Can I send A an SMS now? Her plan failed. She didn't think about Vampire blood!

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Elena : I told you the Nosebleed Nougat prank would end up in a bad way.

Rhianna-speranzo

Wait... I thought vampires don't have reflections

Jess-gannon

Elena: Stefan don't think I can't see where those eyes are going.

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Elena: And I thought my periods were bad.

Amie

Zou Bisous Bisous, Zou Bisous Bison, Zou Bisous Bisous... Elena: Stefan! Answer your phone! Stefan: Its Damon, must be important..

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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