The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

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Wow. You made this one tough on us, readers.

We sorted through numerous great entries for this Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, ranging from references to Paul Wesley being married to Torrey DeVitto in real life to a couple amazing, so-bad-they-were-great Chris Brown-based submissions.

But we went with the caption posted underneath the photo, sent in by "May," as the winning selection, mostly for its utter randomness. A Shamwow?!? Where did that come from? We loved it!

Thank you to all for playing and please return to try you humor again next Friday!

Meredith Caption Contest Pic

Elena: Looks like we're going to need a huge Shamwow!!

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Elena: Looks like we're going to need a huge Shamwow!!!


Stefan: That's right, rub her, now smell her hair. *giggle*


Elena: Seriously? He couldn't finish her off himself? What kind of role model is he, making us do his dirty work!


Elena: Okay, she must have been clipping her nails and left the water running and then she slipped on it and accidentally stabbed herself with the scissors…
Stefan: … I don’t think so, Watson.


Nina: What happened here, Paul?
Paul: The producers asked her how she’d feel about a sex scene with Matt Davis.
Nina: …And she’d rather stab herself in the belly?


Elena: That's it! I wash my hands on getting Alaric a new girlfriend! They all end up looking like this!


Elena: I think she will need a Bloody Meredith after this...Like a regular Bloody Mary minus the tomato juice and lemon.


Elena: Come on you have to save her...she's your wife!!
Stefan: Not on this show she's not...


Elena: Stefan! She's not 'A'!


Stefan: Is it just me, or do the tissues on the sink look like Hands coming out?

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.