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Elena: Stefan don't, please don't do it.
Stefan: Do what? I mean all this is ketchup anyway. See? (licks sink counter)
Elena: You might not wanna lick there...
Stefan: Why? What's wrong with it?
Elena: Um... well it's a girl thing you wouldn't understand....
Elena: And I thought what Chris Brown did to Rihanna was bad!
Stefan: Wow! I get to work with this hot chick (Paul's real life wife)
Elena: Really? Do you want to eat her?
Stefan: More than you know.
Elena: omg Stefen, she is hurt and bleeding,what do we do? stephen:ok! back up i will get started on clean-up while you be my look out!....no? ok then i got nothin!
Elena(muttering to her) :"Unbelieveable! Another chainsaw accident in Mystic Falls! Doesn't anyong ever read the directions? Do not hack your own wrists!
Elena(muttering to her) :"Unbelieveable! Another chainsaw accident in Mystic Falls! Doesn't anyong ever read the directions? Do not hack your own wrists?!
Stefan: She's a doctor and the bathroom is fully stocked, yet there is blood everywhere, her wound is not gauzed, and she is passed out. It's amazing that in this moment, there is someone who is less compedent than you, Elena.
Elena: But I'm the main character....
Stefan: What happend?
Elena: We were playing Bloody Marry. The lights went out and when they came back on, she was like this.
Stefan: You two were playing Bloody Marry, at night, in Mystic Falls?
Stefan: Have you completely lost your mind?
Katherine: What? She tried to blood-jack me.
Stefan: So,you killed her?
Katherine: She pissed me off.
Stefan: You KILLED her, Katherine!
Elena: You expect me to believe this is ketchup all over my bathroom?
Stefan: Well, she said she hates mustard.
Elena: What? Eat her, Stefan! Eat her now!
Elena: I guess this is how you end up after dating a man with a ring on his finger...
Elena: She has no pulse...
Stefan: Elena...that's not where you check.
Elena: I can't believe Alaric could do this...
Stefan: Life's a bitch, Elena. Get over it already!
Elena: Oh no, seems like it's that time of the month again
Elena: Stefan, now you want to see what the blood by the stomach taste like.
god Stefan if your going to murder a girl in my bathroom at least clean up afterwards!