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Damon: So it's true, whips and chains excite you
Damon : So ... What's up with the swing ?
Rebekah : Shut up and kiss me !
Rebekah: So have you ever heard of that urban legend where someone's kidney is cut out and sold on the black market? I wonder how much a vampire's kidney would go for...
Rebekah: I said there'd be dire consequences if you called me "vampire barbie" one more time
Damon: When your eHarmony profile said you were a little of a control freak, this wasn't exactly what I thought you meant
Well, this is a strange situation...
Damon: You know you have to unchain me to take my shirt ALL the way off.
Damon: These chains are hurting, if you let me out.... I'll make it up to you
Rebekah: Fool me once, shame on you and fool me twice shame on me.
Damon: come on! It's not my fault that the other night was so good that you couldn't walk the next day. Sorry but you asked for it.
Damon: Im all for kinky sex but the chains are kind of hurting me...
Rebekah: Exactly how I like it!
Rebekah: Tommorow you can go back to being helplessly in love with Elena but tonight you are my boy toy.
Damon: You knew I wouldn't agree to that so you chain me up.
Damon: Shouldn't you have hung me upside-down to drain out the vervain?
Rebekah: You are about to get so stabbed up, g'uvnuh.
Damon: I'm not sure that I'm liking this sex game so much...
Rebekah: Why do you feel entitled to just mess around with us girls...and break our hearts so casually?
Damon: 'Cause...I'm sexy and I know it.
Damon: Untie me, Rebekah. Two hands are better than none...
Damon: If you want to see me nake then all you have to do is ask.
Rebekah: Shut up before I stab you again.
Rebekah: Ok, we're going to play a little game...
Damon: Like what? 20 questions so that you can find out where the stakes are?
Rebekah: No...Operation. I get to go first!