Gossip Girl

26 Comments

1. Tom
   May 3rd, 2012 10:09 PM
   

   Reporter: Serena, why have you been wearing more than 2 inches of fabric the last couple of weeks? Are you deathly ill?

2. Lisanne
   May 3rd, 2012 1:17 PM
   

   Reporter: Excuse me, Mrs. Humphrey…!
   Lily: Oh, let’s not use that horrible word ever again.

3. greekfan
   May 3rd, 2012 10:37 AM
   

   R:Hey Lily,can you comment on us about the big family scandal? L:I would like to announce that we were finally able to put an end to this carnival and that con-artist who trespassed my... our property and stole m... our inheritance is luckily behind bars... S:Mom...I don't think that... R:We're not talking about that...we are referring to the scandal concerning your daughter... S:Mom... L:Serena darling I can handle that too...Listen ,as for my daughter being gossip girl I am just as surprised as you are.I never took her for that smart...in fact I never thought that she was able to type...
   much much better now...
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4. greekfan
   May 3rd, 2012 8:39 AM
   

   L:I would like to announce that we were able to finally put an end to this carnival and that con-heir who traspassed our property and stole our inheritance is luckily behind bars...S:Mom...I don't think that...R:We're not talking about that...we are reffering to the scandal conserning your daughter...S:Mom...L:Serena I can handle that too...Listen as my daughter being gossip girl I an as surprised as you are.I never took her for that smart...in fact I never thought that she was able to type...

5. leanne
   May 1st, 2012 6:33 AM
   

   lily: i am pleased to say that i am giving to charity again and the highest bidder can be the new owner to my most favourite hand bag , rufas.

6. Leslie
   May 1st, 2012 6:07 AM
   

   Reporter: Mrs. van der Woodsen! People all over NYC are appalled at how you orchestrated the takedown of your own sister at the dinner table!
   Lily: Oh, well. Haters gonna hate.

7. HausOfLively
   Rank: Extra
   May 1st, 2012 2:45 AM
   

   Lily- (under breath) remember serena, united front!
   
   Paparazzi- hold your cameras guys, it's just the ex con and her washed up it-girl daughter! NEXT'

8. hallq
   Rank: Guest Star
   April 30th, 2012 3:12 PM
   

   Reporter: Mrs. Humphery, is it true that the Smithsonian has valued Serena's brain more highly than that of Einstein, newton and Guass combined?
   Reporter: How can you justify such an absurd evaluation?
   
   Lily: This is because you people do not understand economics. Obviously Serena's brain would be valued more highly, its 21 years old and yet in mint condition...has never been used at all. Beat that!

9. hallq
   Rank: Guest Star
   April 30th, 2012 3:08 PM
   

   Lily: Off the record, I think you people should support my bid for the presidency. I mean, can you imagine any one else having a first daughter who would generate so much news and business for you?

10. hallq
    Rank: Guest Star
    April 30th, 2012 3:00 PM
    

    Lily: I categorically deny that I am currently planning to invade Poland. It is a vile lie! It is the Poles who aggravate us to no end. It is they who provoke us! Any war that comes is on them, not us! But rest assured that if they do not desist we shall ...
    
    Serena: Mom?
    
    Lily: Yes?
    
    Serena: You seem to be channeling a past life again. This time you are a blonde woman, more Nordic looking.
    
    Lily: Oh sorry, did I say Poland? I meant Ivy!...