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May 1st, 2012 11:00 PM
Examiner: "It's an honor to meet you Dr.Yang--you're the top applicant--so tell me, why did you choose us?"
Christina: "Frankly, I was really hungry that day and your fruit basket was the best one---and hey you promised me another one just for showing up!"
Examiner: "Anything you want Dr.Yang!"
Christina: "And a basket for my person here,Meredith!"
Examiner: "Of course!"
Rank: New User
May 1st, 2012 11:22 AM
Meredith thinking: Ima about to vomit...
Christina to examiner: I there I'm Christina Yang, Cardio goddess. Have you got room for two? (points to Meredith) Shes a neuro goddess and you would love to have her as well, her last name is also Grey, you know, like Ellis Grey? Yup her mom, double whammy so a good idea?.. yes? deal!
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May 1st, 2012 11:19 AM
Meredith thinking:their clothes and shoes are about to smell like vomit, they'd better move soon..too late.
May 1st, 2012 8:27 AM
Cristina: (to the examiner) I may have some more fruit and cookie baskets turning up anytime. But if you want, I'd be happy to share them if I could just get pass my boards
May 1st, 2012 7:54 AM
Cistina: Be grateful that it's me you're gonna be testing. The odds are that my friend and collegue there is gonna throw up very soon
April 30th, 2012 6:53 PM
Christina: (thoughts) "Here I am taking the next step to being the world's greatest cardiac surgeon---I will ace this exam and show everyone who is the best! I know my person Mer is rooting for me!"
Meredith: (thoughts) "Dang,girl, let's hope the examiner doesn't see that panty line!"
April 30th, 2012 1:02 PM
Examiner: We are ready for you Dr Yang
Cristina: Well I hope this is gonna be interesting. My person has been revived from when she drowned herself,I've operated in an OR when a shooter wanted to shoot the chief of surgery. We even had a lion muling people a few weeks ago. Exams are just... dull.
Rank: New User
April 29th, 2012 7:57 PM
I’m her person, I’m the greatest surgeon…but I can’t fix her…she’s depressed, she drowned, died, her mom had Alzheimer's, her father abandoned her and now I am leaving her,too …she’s my person, I’m her person, so fix her… I can’t…
April 29th, 2012 7:26 PM
Meredith: *thinking* I gotta pee. I gotta pee!
Woman: Dr. Cristina Yang?
Cristina: Good to meet you. Do you have a bathroom for my person?
April 29th, 2012 5:01 PM
I’m her person, I’m a surgeon, but I can’t fix her…
You can see's depressed. She almost died, her mom had Alzheimer's,
her father abandoned her and now I am leaving her, too…she’s my person, I’m her person, so fix her, I can’t!
April 29th, 2012 5:00 PM
I’m her person, I’m a surgeon, but I can’t fix her…
You can see she's depressed. She almost died, her mom had Alzheimer's,
her father abandoned her and now I am, I'm leaving her. She’s my person, I’m her person, so fix her, I can’t
April 28th, 2012 10:05 PM
Christina(thinking to herself): I am going to do fine I know I sm all we need is Merideth not to throw up during the boards and we need to make sure April dosnt get mad at the boards teacher and wanna punch him. If that all goes well we will be perfectly fine!!
April 28th, 2012 7:14 PM
Christina:Hello.I am Dr.Christina Yang I am the best and the brightest
and this is my person
April 28th, 2012 5:46 PM
Mer: Christina, Pick ME,Choose ME, Love ME!
Christina: Mer has a lot more to offer me than a bunch of fruit baskets, sorry, but she wins.
Intern Lady: Why does this always happen?
Mer: You can't compare fruit baskets to me, its like having a Cardo God work for the CIA.
April 28th, 2012 2:43 PM
Woman- What is that smell?
Christina- It's not me it's Mer. You see she has been puking for days.
Mer- Yes it's the Torres study method. You eat all your notes and absorb the information. But I can't keep them down so I guess I am going to flunk.
April 27th, 2012 11:56 PM
Woman: Cristina Yang? Pleasure to meet you.
Cristina: Pleasure to meet you? I'll be your boss within the year.
Woman: Oh Haha! A joke is always good stress reliever before "the room."
Meredith: No, no... she's serious.
April 27th, 2012 11:50 PM
Woman: Dr. Yang, you've come to the best.
Cristina: Mer, you sure she's the best?
Meredith: Yeeaah, thanks to her Addison got everything but Derek's name, and debt.
April 27th, 2012 9:57 PM
Woman: "Dr. Yang, you come highly recommended."
Yang: "I should. I am the best."
Meredith: "Good luck, Cristina."
Yang: "Not gonna need it. Remember...mind over matter."
April 27th, 2012 8:24 PM
Woman: Prepare to fail.
Meredith: I'm going to puke.
Cristina: *thinking* I'm a soldier. I will pass.
April 27th, 2012 6:24 PM
Woman This is the beginning of the rest of our lives!
Meredith: Or the end!
Woman: You must be the other twisted sister!
April 27th, 2012 6:23 PM
Meredith: We are like a handshake, joined for life!
April 27th, 2012 6:23 PM
Meredith: Her barf colored suit is not helping my stomach ache!
April 27th, 2012 6:21 PM
Christina: Ready, Set, Cut!
April 27th, 2012 6:21 PM
Meredith: Put on your game face!
April 27th, 2012 6:20 PM
Meredith: If they don't hire you I will!