The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest: Special POTUS Edition! Comments (Page 3)
53 Comments
Amie Rank: Regular Character
June 9th, 2012 6:15 AM
Ian: Mr. President, what ever you do, don't audition for Bonnie's father!
Mimi
June 9th, 2012 4:42 AM
Damon: I have a diabioical master plan on how vampire can exist here on Earth.
Obama: What is it?
Damon: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabioical, now would it?
*Damon takes Obama to his dead security guards to feed on*
Brandi
June 9th, 2012 3:40 AM
Damon: you look JUST like your great great grandparents. I was 130 years old when he died.
Brandi
June 9th, 2012 3:30 AM
Damon: you look JUST like your great grandparents.
Cassandra
June 9th, 2012 3:28 AM
Obama: now that I have legalized gay marriage... Are you free for dinner?
Jayjay
June 9th, 2012 3:25 AM
Damon: no, you have to smile like THIS if you want the ladies to vote for you.
Kathy
June 9th, 2012 3:18 AM
Obama: what can I do for you Mr. Salvatore?
Damon: i want you to say hello to the FIRST VAMPIRE PRESIDENT!
Katrina
June 9th, 2012 3:11 AM
Damon: ...and that's why I think you should legalize marriage between humans and vampires.
Raphael Noble
June 9th, 2012 2:00 AM
Damon: My brother and I wanted to go to Miami, to watch the Heats beat the Celtics. (Compulsion) That's why I wanted you to go to Mystic Falls, see to it that Elena is safe from the Originals.
Pres. Obama: Here's my number. So call me maybe.
=)
Nicole
June 8th, 2012 10:24 PM
Sorry Mr. President, but the girls just love me more. There is nothing I can do to stop them from running after me.
Allie
June 8th, 2012 9:49 PM
Sorry, I made the camera man make us look like we're the same height.
-or-
You showed your support for gay rights, now how about supporting the same for vampires!
Shreya
June 8th, 2012 8:14 PM
Ian: I am hot right?
Obama: No your not...
Ian: Oh come on! Im a hot vampire
Obama: Thats not possible
Ian: Yes it is, i maybe cold blooded but im sexy right?
Obama: For a 170 year old your pretty dumb.
jade183
June 8th, 2012 8:00 PM
You see vampires don't need health care.
Shan
June 8th, 2012 7:13 PM
Ian: So let me get this straight. You were born in Hawaii, the last state to join this country, but I've lived in America since the 1800s and still can't run for office because I'm a vampire? Man, this bites!
Maria
June 8th, 2012 7:03 PM
Ian ' So Mr President I'm guessing you didn't call me here for a pep talk?'
Prom Queen Rank: Regular Character
June 8th, 2012 6:33 PM
Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.
Amie Rank: Regular Character
June 8th, 2012 6:01 PM
Ian: You just need one simple slogan your campaign. With me - Delena is endgame!
Damon: Why can't a vampire run for mayor in Mystic Falls?
President Obama: Because then a vampire will try to run for president and win and then they will make a rule making every human a feeding device.
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
Rank: Regular Character
June 9th, 2012 6:15 AM
Ian: Mr. President, what ever you do, don't audition for Bonnie's father!
June 9th, 2012 4:42 AM
Damon: I have a diabioical master plan on how vampire can exist here on Earth.
Obama: What is it?
Damon: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabioical, now would it?
*Damon takes Obama to his dead security guards to feed on*
June 9th, 2012 3:40 AM
Damon: you look JUST like your great great grandparents. I was 130 years old when he died.
June 9th, 2012 3:30 AM
Damon: you look JUST like your great grandparents.
June 9th, 2012 3:28 AM
Obama: now that I have legalized gay marriage... Are you free for dinner?
June 9th, 2012 3:25 AM
Damon: no, you have to smile like THIS if you want the ladies to vote for you.
June 9th, 2012 3:18 AM
Obama: what can I do for you Mr. Salvatore?
Damon: i want you to say hello to the FIRST VAMPIRE PRESIDENT!
June 9th, 2012 3:11 AM
Damon: ...and that's why I think you should legalize marriage between humans and vampires.
June 9th, 2012 2:00 AM
Damon: My brother and I wanted to go to Miami, to watch the Heats beat the Celtics. (Compulsion) That's why I wanted you to go to Mystic Falls, see to it that Elena is safe from the Originals.
Pres. Obama: Here's my number. So call me maybe.
=)
June 8th, 2012 10:24 PM
Sorry Mr. President, but the girls just love me more. There is nothing I can do to stop them from running after me.
June 8th, 2012 9:49 PM
Sorry, I made the camera man make us look like we're the same height.
-or-
You showed your support for gay rights, now how about supporting the same for vampires!
June 8th, 2012 8:14 PM
Ian: I am hot right?
Obama: No your not...
Ian: Oh come on! Im a hot vampire
Obama: Thats not possible
Ian: Yes it is, i maybe cold blooded but im sexy right?
Obama: For a 170 year old your pretty dumb.
June 8th, 2012 8:00 PM
You see vampires don't need health care.
June 8th, 2012 7:13 PM
Ian: So let me get this straight. You were born in Hawaii, the last state to join this country, but I've lived in America since the 1800s and still can't run for office because I'm a vampire? Man, this bites!
June 8th, 2012 7:03 PM
Ian ' So Mr President I'm guessing you didn't call me here for a pep talk?'
Rank: Regular Character
June 8th, 2012 6:33 PM
Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.
Rank: Regular Character
June 8th, 2012 6:01 PM
Ian: You just need one simple slogan your campaign. With me - Delena is endgame!
Rank: Regular Character
June 8th, 2012 5:53 PM
Damon: Why can't a vampire run for mayor in Mystic Falls?
President Obama: Because then a vampire will try to run for president and win and then they will make a rule making every human a feeding device.