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Ian: Mr. President, what ever you do, don't audition for Bonnie's father!
Damon: I have a diabioical master plan on how vampire can exist here on Earth.
Obama: What is it?
Damon: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabioical, now would it?
*Damon takes Obama to his dead security guards to feed on*
Damon: you look JUST like your great great grandparents. I was 130 years old when he died.
Damon: you look JUST like your great grandparents.
Obama: now that I have legalized gay marriage... Are you free for dinner?
Damon: no, you have to smile like THIS if you want the ladies to vote for you.
Obama: what can I do for you Mr. Salvatore?
Damon: i want you to say hello to the FIRST VAMPIRE PRESIDENT!
Damon: ...and that's why I think you should legalize marriage between humans and vampires.
Damon: My brother and I wanted to go to Miami, to watch the Heats beat the Celtics. (Compulsion) That's why I wanted you to go to Mystic Falls, see to it that Elena is safe from the Originals.
Pres. Obama: Here's my number. So call me maybe.
Sorry Mr. President, but the girls just love me more. There is nothing I can do to stop them from running after me.
Sorry, I made the camera man make us look like we're the same height.
You showed your support for gay rights, now how about supporting the same for vampires!
Ian: I am hot right?
Obama: No your not...
Ian: Oh come on! Im a hot vampire
Obama: Thats not possible
Ian: Yes it is, i maybe cold blooded but im sexy right?
Obama: For a 170 year old your pretty dumb.
You see vampires don't need health care.
Ian: So let me get this straight. You were born in Hawaii, the last state to join this country, but I've lived in America since the 1800s and still can't run for office because I'm a vampire? Man, this bites!
Ian ' So Mr President I'm guessing you didn't call me here for a pep talk?'
Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.
Ian: You just need one simple slogan your campaign. With me - Delena is endgame!
Damon: Why can't a vampire run for mayor in Mystic Falls?
President Obama: Because then a vampire will try to run for president and win and then they will make a rule making every human a feeding device.