We took The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest to a dark place last week. Or, rather, Bonnie did.

And now we've shined a light on the winner of this week's edition, a user simply named "me" who provided the submission posted underneath the photo. Simple. Short. Funny. We approve!

Thank you as always to everyone who participated and do not forget: come back and play every single week!

Caroline: Next time, I do the furniture shopping.

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