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Bonnie: Welcome to my humble abode, guys! And don’t mind the skeleton in the corner – I use it as a hat rack.
Caroline: Next time, I do the furniture shopping.
Bonnie: This is the place.
Elena: How the hell is this a safe house?
Matt; bonnie you first
Elena; (in the words of Damon ) Scaredy Cat
matt; no Ladies first
Bonnie; Why not Vampires first
Bonnie: Pretty sure this will end with me stretching my powers to the limit, passing out and suffering a gross nose bleed while my 'friends" come out of this with barely a scratch. Gotta love Mystic Falls...
Bonnie: if i have to save your asses one more time...
Matt: I have to pee.
Elena: Then hold it then.
Caroline: Im hungry.
Bonnie: Shut up! There's a bathroom and food in this cabin.
Matt: Thank god there's no supernatural's here! :)
Bonnie: Yah! Except for your ex-girlfriend vampire, your ex-girlfriend the doppleganger, your buddy the hybrid, and your friend the witch. Yah nooo supernaturals!
Matt: You forgot the other vampires!!
Bonnie: Sigh BTW You should start dating some normal humans.
Bonnie: I think this is the right place.
Matt: It's kind of a dump.
Caroline: Matt! Don't insult Bonnie's house!
Bonnie: It's not my house you dumb blond!
Elena: Seriously people we don't have to insult Bonnie's house!
Bonnie: You guys are stupid, it's not my house!
Matt: Bonnie you don't have to feel ashamed of your house.
Bonnie: I am doone with this!
Elena: It's ok Bonnie your house is cool, inm a creepy dungeony kind of way!
Bonnie: *uses spell to knock out her friends*
Caroline: (few hours later) What happened to your house?
Bonnie: ...... sigh .....
Matt; okay bonnie you first
Elena; matt are you still afraid of the dark?
matt; no im just worried rebekah is in there
Bonnie; and you want us to go go first?
i am not happy at alll!!!!! last weeks winnner posted the same comment and won even though i posted 'the only way to practice lifts is in the water !!!! what a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Bonnie, where are we going?
Bonnie: We're going to Narnia to find a white witch.
Matt: Don't she know it is always the first one to walk into a scary place that die.
Bonnie: Shut up, Matt!
Elena: I'm tired of walking!
Matt: Hey Bonnie,are you sure it's here?
Bonnie: I don't know,it's hard to say.
Hannibal Lecter: Come in, my friends, come in! I was waiting for you for a long time.
Bonnie: uhmm, so this isn't creepy at all. hey matt, you want to get in here? being the big strong guy and all.
Matt: nope im perfectly good back here. ladies first, as you were.
Bonnie: then vamps first. its harder for you guys to die. elena?
Elena: silent, doesn't make a move.
Caroline: [takes lantern] oh come on you overgrown babies [she says while turned to them not noticing the eerie shadow in front of her]
. . . . it turns out to be another statue . . . .
they still freak out a little by the startle. (cuz i couldn't have it anyother way.)
Bonnie: Uh-huh. Right. Guys - this is why we almost die so much. Creepy crypt, with just a lantern, and no parade of vampires. We're asking for it.
Elena: Nothing bad ever happens in Mysic Falls.
Bonnie: Ah! Asking to get murdered while jinxing the rest of us!
Matt: I'm just happy to have a scene. You should, too, Bonnie.