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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 122

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Remember when The Vampire Diaries featured crows and fog and a totally human Elena?

We hearkened back to those days in this edition of the Caption Contest, as readers were asked to comment on a shocked Elena hanging out in a cemetery on Season 1. She really did spend a lot of time there back in the day.

Our many thanks to all who sent in submissions, but we awarded this week's top prize to Jes. Read her entry below and don't be discouraged if you are not her. There's always the next contest!

Classic Elena

I can't believe this! The weatherman said no chance of fog today!

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Elena (thinking): My final decision was basically first come first served, but now there is a technicality. I'm right back to where I started, only this time I forgot my diary. Dang!

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What do you mean from now on I have to sleep in a coffin, Stefan?!

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Elena: wait what stefan kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Patterson I did NOT see that coming

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Stefan(to Elena): I don't know how to tell you this Elena but,
Damon (cutting Stefan off): You drowned. Your dead. Deceased. Gone. Lifeless. Cold. Stiff
Stefan: I think she got the point Damon.

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Caroline to Elena: What is up with you and Damon secretly hooking up? Who does he think he is, Christian Grey?

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Damon to Elena: You were pretty naughty last night, have you been reading Fifty shades of Grey?

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Elena to Rebecca: What the hell was that? You killed me! I thought we had a deal!

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Elena(thinking out loud): Its all coming back. Damon had dibs on me. I remember everything! That must mean...(gasp)

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Elena: Stefan, get dressed! I think I saw my parents by here....

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Damon are you seriously with another girl right in front of me?!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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