The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 126

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A bloodied Damon Salvatore threatening the life of Caroline's vampire-hating father?

Perfect Caption Contest fodder, it turns out, as the latest edition garnered 70 comments.

We thank each and every one of you for playing, and we're here to announce that reader "shan" is this week's winner for hilariously combining Ian Somerhalder's push to star in a certain upcoming movie with the TVD scene below.

Check out the top entry below and come back to participate every Friday!

Damon vs. Caroline's dad

Bill: What are you doing?
Damon: Just practicing my 50 Shades of Grey role on you. Now sit still!

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Damon: hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you except we're hot.


Damon: bed or table?


Damon: Can we just skip the part where you ask me to spare your life? I'm not going to, so if it's ok with you, I'd like to start killing you now. (Damon smile)


Bill: So your going to kill me just because I dont love you?
Damon: Yes, because you haven't got a heart. *RIPS HEART OUT* Literally.


Bill: So your going to kill me just because I don't love you?
Damon: Yes, because you haven't got a heart. "RIPS HEART OUT* Literally.


Damon: Okay, let's try this one more time. Who is the betrayal in Pretty Little Liars?


Bill: Are you going to kill me because I don't love you?
Damon: Yes, because you have no heart *Rips Heart Out* Literally.


Damon: (Thinking) uh oh! i creased his suit! i'll distract him with my eyes, no one can resist those


Damon: Yum!
Bill: Oh, God ... hate to break it to ya, mate, but ... I'm taken.
Damon: Urgh, how could you even think that? Ew, like, just, ew. I just lost my appetite.
Bill: Yay!
Damon; On second thoughts ... *BITES*


Ok sweetie this is the part where u die so im goin to in a few seconds slip out this knife and your going to scream ok! Get it...good!!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.