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"Graduation"

Thu, May 16

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 130 Comments (Page 2)

52 Comments

  1. DamonLurve

    Damon: Don’t ever drive your wife up to Rosewood without telling anyone again, is that clear? That A Team is starting to seriously scare me!

  2. DamonLurve

    Damon: You promised you would get rid of the Bieber haircut long ago!
    Stefan: I know, but Klaus’s hybrids ate this town's only hairdresser! What am I gonna do?

  3. Nick

    Damon: Dude!I cried when they cancelled Secret Circle,I am calling dibbs on this Hayley chick,end of discussion!!

  4. Viola Lee

    Stephan: Didn't you hear?! You can have Elena for yourself!
    I'll take Phoebe Tonkin's character for me!

  5. Viola Lee

    Stephan: Didn't you hear?! You can have Elena for yourself!
    I'll take Phoebe Tonkin's character!!!

  6. Anka
    Rank: Guest Star

    Music in the background: Never let me go, never let me go.

  7. Anka
    Rank: Guest Star

    Damon: But brother, don't you know it? You and I are the true love story of this show!

  8. Girlie

    Stefan:No!I wont let you compel the EMMY jury....thats not how we want it!

  9. Anu

    Stefan: I know you did great work on your abs,but you need to put some muscles in your arms brother!

  10. Rich

    Damon: What?? Jon Cryer got an Emmy for Lead actor in comedy???Are you kidding me!!!!

  11. christine

    DAMON: what the hell you let amanda bynes borrow my gorgeous car you must be as crazy as the police that still let her drive away

  12. amber

    Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses!

    Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved my massive trunk.

    Rebekah : ( sitting in background says) its true stephan i was there personally, for both experiences, you were pretty out of control then, and i think elena got a little jealous of me watching me leave damon, since i got to play with damons circus before she did.

  13. amber

    Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses!

    Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved my massive trunk.

    :-) supposedly ian put elephant ears on each thigh when he did his nude scene where elena came over turned around and saw him naked behind her..lol

  14. amber

    Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses!

    Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved the my massive trunk.

    :-) supposedly ian put elephant ears on each thigh when he did his nude scene where elena came over turned around and saw him naked behind her..lol

  15. CL

    Stefan: What do you mean WE'RE NOT UP FOR ANY EMMYS?
    Damon: It does not get any more simple than that, brother.
    Stefan: Are we still going to show up on the red carpet and show them what they're missing?!
    Damon: Well I sure as hell am!

  16. Dame Damon
    Rank: Extra

    (sorry ppl about the number of posts I'm in total withdrawal, cant wait till tvd starts again)

    Stefan:Damon you may drink human blood, but I still weigh more than you..bunny power!

  17. Dame Damon

    Damon: Its over Stefan , she's made her choice, she chose...Ryan

  18. Dame Damon

    *trying to correct previous spelling mistakes*
    Damon: If you sing Oppa Gangnam one more time I will kill you brother!

    Or
    Damon: If you play Oppa Gangnam one more time I will kill you brother!

  19. Viola Lee

    Damon: Let's see...hair done? Stephan: check!
    Damon: cologne?
    Stephan:check! Damon: breathe smell?
    Stephan: check!
    Damon: clean fangs?
    Stephan: double check!
    Damon: Okey! Now go get'er!

  20. TVD-fan-Rheanne
    Rank: Extra

    stefan; Damon!
    damon; (annoyed) what

    Stefan; .... Your eyes are sooo blue ...

    Damon; ...

  21. Viola Lee

    Damon: Where do you put my car keys?
    Stephan: I think Lilo Took it. Damon: What?! Did you leave her drive in that condition?!
    Stephan: She gave me a "Damon's look" I couln't say "No"!

  22. Viola Lee

    Stephan: Wait! Before you go...tell me I'm pretty!

  23. leanne

    stefan: im better looking
    damon: no i am
    stefan: no im better
    damon: no me
    stefan: no me

  24. Viola Lee

    Stephan: Hug me! Hug me as you'd never did to anyone before! Right here, right now!
    Damon: (whispering) I love you too but, You know my opinion to not show any public affection!

  25. Viola Lee

    Damon: Take off my shirt!
    Stephan: this is not yours!
    Damon: Yeah,sure. You don't think I can't recognize my own shirt?!
    Stephan: Ok it's yours...but you throw it off into my laundry basket!


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