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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest is in the books, this one dealing with that evil Professor Shane, Bonnie and Damon.

And which TV Fanatic reader has come out on top with with wittiest entry? That honor goes to "DamonLurve" for his/her mocking of the latest Season 4 episode, "My Brother's Keeper." We mean, seriously: Damon simply has a sire Elena?!?

Watch out, you could be next!

Thanks so very much to all who participated in this feature and remember to come back and play every single week!

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Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?

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Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?

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Professor Shane: It says here the cure can only be unspelled by a Bennett witch…
Damon: Oh, so that’s why you’re still on this show, Bonnie.

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Bonnie: Are this papers what I think it is?
Damon: Judging by his impression, it is!
Professor Shame: Oh YES, is the evidence! Bonnie, Damon, to the VampD-mobile! ¡¡¡We're SO taking down Bart Bass!!!

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bonnie: And they have this Burn Book where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
damon: What does it say about me?
bonnie: [lying] You're not in it.
damon: Those bitches.

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Bonnie(to Professor Shane): Don't look so innocent, it's your hand writing!
Professor Shane: It's not!
Damon(behind her): hehehehe.

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Bonnie: You know who wrote this?
Professor Shane: It seems written by an evil and sick person or a vicious murder. Maybe both!
Damon: Aw, stop! You flattering old man!

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Bonnie: You know who wrote this?
Professor Shane: An evil and sick person or a vicious murder. Maybe both!
Damon: Aw, stop! You flattery old man!

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Professor Shane: If I had to guess I'd say Damon wrote this threatening notes...
Bonnie and Damon: Why?!
Professor Shane: well, notice the curves and curls of letters.
Damon: well, yeah....I miss Katherine but...!

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Bonnie: This was in your writing desk, Damon found it. How can you explained?
Professor Shame: I cannot confirm or deny if this is mine... But just to you know; I would SHAG you, MARRY Damon and STAKE Elena...not the other way around!

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Bonnie: We know it's a map or a decode message! You're the only one who can read it, so do it!
Professor Shane (trembling) But I...I'm not sure...the cure...
Bonnie: Read it for once! Or my vampire pet here would have "professor" for lunch!
Damon(licking his lips) Slurp!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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