The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138
Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest is in the books, this one dealing with that evil Professor Shane, Bonnie and Damon.
And which TV Fanatic reader has come out on top with with wittiest entry? That honor goes to "DamonLurve" for his/her mocking of the latest Season 4 episode, "My Brother's Keeper." We mean, seriously: Damon simply has a sire Elena?!?
Watch out, you could be next!
Thanks so very much to all who participated in this feature and remember to come back and play every single week!

Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?
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November 30th, 2012 5:03 AM
Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?
November 30th, 2012 5:00 AM
Professor Shane: It says here the cure can only be unspelled by a Bennett witch…
Damon: Oh, so that’s why you’re still on this show, Bonnie.
November 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Bonnie: Are this papers what I think it is?
Damon: Judging by his impression, it is!
Professor Shame: Oh YES, is the evidence! Bonnie, Damon, to the VampD-mobile! ¡¡¡We're SO taking down Bart Bass!!!
November 28th, 2012 9:58 AM
bonnie: And they have this Burn Book where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
damon: What does it say about me?
bonnie: [lying] You're not in it.
damon: Those bitches.
November 27th, 2012 8:40 AM
Bonnie(to Professor Shane): Don't look so innocent, it's your hand writing!
Professor Shane: It's not!
Damon(behind her): hehehehe.
November 27th, 2012 8:35 AM
Bonnie: You know who wrote this?
Professor Shane: It seems written by an evil and sick person or a vicious murder. Maybe both!
Damon: Aw, stop! You flattering old man!
November 26th, 2012 10:17 PM
Bonnie: You know who wrote this?
Professor Shane: An evil and sick person or a vicious murder. Maybe both!
Damon: Aw, stop! You flattery old man!
November 26th, 2012 10:05 PM
Professor Shane: If I had to guess I'd say Damon wrote this threatening notes...
Bonnie and Damon: Why?!
Professor Shane: well, notice the curves and curls of letters.
Damon: well, yeah....I miss Katherine but...!
November 24th, 2012 11:04 PM
Bonnie: This was in your writing desk, Damon found it. How can you explained?
Professor Shame: I cannot confirm or deny if this is mine... But just to you know; I would SHAG you, MARRY Damon and STAKE Elena...not the other way around!
November 24th, 2012 5:26 PM
Bonnie: We know it's a map or a decode message! You're the only one who can read it, so do it!
Professor Shane (trembling) But I...I'm not sure...the cure...
Bonnie: Read it for once! Or my vampire pet here would have "professor" for lunch!
Damon(licking his lips) Slurp!