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Damon: Do you have to show up in ALL of my flashbacks?
Damon: Your paying right?
Lexi: I have the pussy, I make the rules.
Damon: I have the dick, I fuck the rules.
Damon: Do you mind if I step outside? I have to fart.
Damon: Lexi you are meant to sit on the cushion, not wear it on your head
Sorry Damon it will always be stefan ..
damon: grab your coat you've pulled
Lexi: I want the truth
Damon: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.....
Damon says: "When are you gonna tell Stefan that it was YOU who ate the last bowl of Lucky Charms?!"
damom... Is that blood on your lips or lipstick
Lexi... Why don't you take a closer look
Damon: So I met this witch and she told me I was going to kill you in the future, but not to worry apparently you'll come back as a ghost.
Lexi: Look deep into my eyes.
Damon: You can't compel me!
Lexi: Wanna bet?????
Lexi: Why do you have to be so difficult, Damon?
Damon: Lexi, why do you have to be so annoying?
Credit James Bond and vesper lynd in Casino Royale
Damon: “Why is it that people who can’t take advice always insist on giving it?”
Lexi: “It doesn’t bother you? Killing all those people?"
Damon: “Well, I wouldn’t be very good at my job if it did.”
Lexi: I hate you your worthless
Damon: I hate you also you take the fun out if everything
Laxi: wanna make out
Damon: of course
(They start making out like crazy)
lexi: is that dustin hoffman in uniform??
Damon:yeah, i'll sort it