The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 142

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest is behind us.

As always, TV Fanatic is grateful to all who participated (although, can we retire The Twilight Saga references? Thanks!) and, as always, our job was made difficult in selecting a winner.

But that honor falls to a user named Laura, as she submitted the entry below and mocked the sire bond storyline that has been weighing down the latter half of Season 4. In our opinion, at least.

Check it out now and remember to return every week and play The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

Tyler cap pic

What do you mean Damon and Elena stole my sire bond storyline?


Tyler: I don't have man-boobies! Moobies!


tyler : im more than a a piece of meat with great abs and a tight butt ... i have feeling too you know


Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell? Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt. Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go. Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?


Tyler: What do you mean I'm now in a love triangle with Klaus and Caroline?
Caroline: Whoops...


Klaus (Controlling Tyler): Place me back in my body witch, or you will soon find Tyler as heartless as you think me to be.


TYLER: I was fixing an alarm system, but I was given the wrong kind of ladder, I crushed my right hand and dislocated my left shoulder...So I rang Claims Direct.
CAROLINE: How the hell did you manage to do that?


Kali Ma... Kali Ma... Kali Ma Shakti de...


TYLER: Look at my pecks, Bonnie! LOOK AT THEM!!


Tyler: "Women. What more do you want...what about if I ripped my own heart out! Then would you be happy?" Caroline: (thinking) "Drama Queen..." :)


That pic is when klaus is controlling tyler ,,, the image shows him threatining to rip tylers heart out if bonnie dosnt put him back in his own body ! :)

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.