In anticipation of one of the greatest sitcoms in television history signing off for good tonight, we've posted the funniest 30 Rock quotes of all-time below.
We know: it would be less of a challenge to follow the plot of The Rural Juror.
But what better way to honor Liz Lemon, Jack Donaghy and company than to rundown some of their most absurd utterances. Admit it, you want to go to there...
Jack: We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.
Jenna: Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
Jack: Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.
Jack: TGS with Tracy Jordan without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron, like "liberal government" or "female scientist."
Jack: I'm going to hire Devon Banks.
Liz: Banks? He's your nemesis! That would be like me hiring that mouse that keeps pooping in my slippers.
Jack: You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that's all you are. It happened to Hitler. No one ever talks about his paintings.
Tracy: I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman.
Liz: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when there's no order, no planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart would've hated that wedding.
Liz: I have been watching The Mentalist a lot lately because my TV's on CBS and I lost my remote. I think I've become a body language expert.
Jenna: Last night was a disaster - and not the good kind, where I get to sing at a benefit.
Jack: Lemon, that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz: Ah, what about three years ago when I said there should be more TV shows about cake?
Kenneth: Sometimes a place is so special to you, it feels like it couldn't possibly continue after you're gone. After I left Kentucky Mountain Bible College, it still kept going. Until it got shut down. Because of the wolves.
Jack: Good God. Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.
Jack: Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
Naturally, we could go on... and on... and on... and on... But we leave it to you, 30 Rock Fanatics. Sound off now with your favorite quote and/or any we (likely) missed.
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