90210 Review: First Wives Club

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It's official: Naomi is divorced from Max. In "Dude, Where's My Husband?" our resident energetic blonde found herself in a deep funk after the arrival of her divorce papers.

But leave it to Naomi to have her hair still look shiny and perfect when she's moping around in stain-covered sweatpants! 

Naomi's Surprise

What do you do when your best friend is down in the dumps and needs to get her creative party juices flowing? Throw a girls night! Don't these kids know any other bar besides The Offshore? I mean, I know Navid gets free tacos, but he was the only one who wasn't even out. If you're trying to meet new people you have to mix it up a little!

One word to the wise, however, is never drink random tea left behind by your former hippie roommate. Adrianna felt "calm" and "oddly addicted." That was more of a red flag than Naomi not plucking her eyebrows. Obviously girlfriend was tripping on some special laced tea. My only question is how was she a clearheaded designated driver when she was tripping on the tea? There's just no way.

Reality was never the forte of 90210, so moving along girls night turned into a blur. Joined by two of my favorite drunken Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi and Camille, the girls night took an unexpected turn. Aside from some ugly hair and Annie getting locked in a bathroom, the night they forgot wasn't all the momentous. It turns out that Naomi married herself after Mark gave her some brotherly advice about re-learning to love yourself. I'm surprised Naomi didn't pull a Carrie Bradshaw and register for herself, I could totally see her milking that move.

Silver's night took far more of a precarious turn when she hooked up with Mark and broke her pact with Ade. Doesn't she remember the last time she crossed Ade and totally lost it, basically almost killing her? Ade claimed she wasn't mad, but she slammed that mirror down like Snow White's evil stepmother! Who's the fairest of them all?

Onto the boys, it was Dixon falling for the pregnant girl this season instead of Navid. Dixon's bond with Michaela is obviously growing. Navid, on the other hand, is about to be thrown out of school after Cronis Campbell revealed his plan to frame him for the cheating scandal. The only problem? Liam is the one who overheard Campbell's plan and Liam can't say anything.

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Of course he's sleeping with the enemy, he's Liam. He sleeps with everyone. Now he's undercover Liam and despite publicly beating up Navid to prove his point to the Cronis guys they are still stuck with no leads. 

What did you all think of the latest episode of 90210? What do you think will happen when we return for the final five? Hit the comments! 

This week's thing I will miss about 90210: Naomi's crazy over the top plans. Naomi is probably the most entertaining friend I could ever. 


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Rating: 3.5 / 5.0 (31 Votes)

@505 I found that that wasn't the song?? :(


*i forgot to post this with my other comment, but I'm going to miss b!tchy Adrianna. After all. She was never really "No drama Adrianna".


LOL @ the fact that Annie was locked in the bathroom for 18 hours. It was so predictable that a feud would form between Ade and Silver over Mark.
I'm really looking forward to the episode airing in April.


OMG I'm going to miss 90210.... When I saw Noami marching into that bar I couldn't help but laugh I'm really going to miss her!! O @shobz the song's name is M83 Midnight City


Silver is a total whore ! Just waiting for Lannie moments. Liam is jus an idiot, keeps sleeping with bitches most of the time.

Spindae 2o

@Mrs alex o'loughlin sorry to disappoint ( ;) )U look at the extended promo seems like Ade and Navid get back together!


Seemed more like a Hangover ripoff. Somewhat disappointing. I think Silver will end up pregnant.


Does anyone know the name of the song they played when Naomi walked into that club?

Sarah silva

I liked this episode! I hope Liam and Navid take down the Cronis gang!
I knew Silver would sleep with Max, he is clearly into her! I knew that when Ade said it was fine when Silver told her, it was not. I am not impressed that Ade will go after him too. However I have a feeling she will realize he likes Silver. Dixon likes Michaela. So I predict the finale pairings will be:
Naomi and Jordan
Silver and Mark
Annie and Liam
Ade and Navid will remain single.
Sorry but I could not stand Brandi and Camille, I almost turned the channel when they were on.

Spindae 2o

A really down ep! Really doesn't see the funny stuff etc.
Naomi and her story. Nahhh we done that already in the meet the 4 seasons away MOM. Yes it was a sweet bonding with her brother. but last ep was better in that department.
Silver Ade and Marc!? Boring! and so over done. I was so Happy with the Silver Dixon scenes last week, and this was so useless. They are in a good place and a GUY should mess that up!
Annie! how sweet was she in the bathroom loocked away! It seems like LANNIE is back on track next week *_*
Liam and NAvid were just boring!
Dixon and the Surogat, he is better of with Silver. Don't get me wrong I like her but I don't see them together. Can't wait for new LANNIE moment in April.

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90210 Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

You are literally sleeping with the enemy.

Navid [to Liam]

That's my faux bro, gettin' it started early.