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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 154

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We have a winner!

Faced with a great photo of Lexi staring down at Damon with a bottle of alcohol in her hand - and dirty thoughts likely in her head - TV Fanatics delivered a number of witty entries for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

But the winner was "Dee," who referenced a classic Ke$ha lyric, despite taking slight liberty with the type of drink in Lexi's hand.

Scroll down for the top entry and remember to return every week and take part in this popular feature. Best of luck to all!

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Lexi: Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? Please, Ke$ha, we were doing this ten years before you were even born.

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Hmm looks like its always stefan in that area too

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Damon: You're adorable.
Lexi: No! I am sexy. I am R rated sexy. Ok, I know what happens in the PG thirteen version of tonight. Alright, I know! I get really drunk and I pass out and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to bang a hot vamp in a bar.

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Eugh i can see your nose hair Damon

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Im going to have to drink this whole bottle if were having sex on that bar

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Lexi : You do know that I'm easily seduced by you...
Damon: That's why I like you.

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Lexi:So...Like....Uhhhh...Are you drunk?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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