According to the G.I. Joe tagline, knowing is half the battle.

But we're pretty sure property ownership comprises the other half, as Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 6 featured Willie and Jase going into battle over the question of who will keep a certain ~~doll~~ action figure.

Sides were chosen, pellets were fired and a colorful mess ensued.

But not for Phil Robertson. The family patriarch kept his clothes clean by assisting Jep with a home improvement project.

Who came out on top in this war? How did Si, an actual war veteran, react to being chosen last? Watch Duck Dynasty online now to be taken straight into the action: