The Real Housewives of Atlanta Review: Dragged By Her Weave

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Things got down and dirty on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 23's reunion sofa, as shade was thrown, insults flew and Kenya Moore got pulled across the floor by her weave.

We recap it all on our +/- review...

It started with Kenya waving her scepter and escalated to her taking out a bullhorn but Andy Cohen didn't stop her madness. Minus 23. Maybe someone should have stepped in sooner.

Was it just me or was Kenya just looking for a fight? Between the annoying props and the constant insults it felt like she was out to provoke someone and she got exactly what she wanted with Porsha. 

First Porsha threatened to shove that scepter up Kenya's ass if she didn't stop waving it in her face. Kenya only laughed and told Porsha to spell scepter. Minus 12.

But when the silly toy went flying across the room, Kenya wasn't done. She'd come prepared. She took a bullhorn out of her bag and put in the batteries. When someone said something she didn't like she'd simply yell over them.

And then the insults were flying on both sides as things got dirty. Kenya accused Porsha of cheating on Kordell and that's why her man put her out on the streets. Porsha said Kenya's vagina was so rotten that no one wanted her. Minus 33. 

By the time both women got to their feet it was all over but the dragging. Yeah, that was sweet ole Porsha Williams dragging Kenya across the floor by her hair and as much as I don't condone violence I found it hard to blame her. Let's face it, Kenya Moore is an evil witch. 

As Porsha lay weeping on the floor, lamenting how she'd just embarrassed herself, NeNe tried to get her to stop talking while the cameras rolled. Plus 10.

Then some hunky guy named Carlos swept Porsha up off the floor and carried her away. We don't know what's going on there but Carlos gets a plus 25 for being the man of the hour.

In the middle of this disaster, Porsha cried, "I can't believe that ratchet hoe made me go there." Was "ratchet"  a dig at Kenya claiming she can get dick anytime at any Home Depot?  

Kenya's entire dick at Home Depot diatribe made me wonder why she was shocked when Phaedra called her an escapee from whore island.

Andy's comments afterwards had me scratching my head. First he swore he never wanted this to happen.  Minus 15.

Oh please. As long as it doesn't end in a lawsuit, Bravo must love this. Nothing like watching Kenya Moore getting dragged across the floor to boost ratings. 

And did anyone else notice Cynthia Bailey's major wardrobe malfunction?  As Porsha and Kenya throw down, Cynthia's breast completely pops out of her low cut dress. If this were live we would have gotten quite the peep show.  

Andy went to Kenya and apologized. How about he tell her to get her bullhorn out of everyone's face if she doesn't want a smackdown again? Having a no violence rule shouldn't mean you can be as verbally abusive as you want to and get away with it. Minus 35. You can only talk so much smack and expect to get away with it. 

The entire drama completely overshadowed Kandi's wedding to Todd, Apollo's legal issues, and NeNe's horrible attitude. When did Ms. Leakes decide she was so much better than everyone else on that stage? Minus 18. If she despises it as much as she appears to, maybe she shouldn't sign the next contract and quit taking the paycheck.

So will Porsha lose her spot as a Housewife? That's certainly what Kenya wants but if violence gets you fired then most of the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey shouldn't be on the air?

Episode total = -101! Season total = -1318!

What do you think TV Fanatics? Who should lose their job as a Real Housewife of Atlanta?

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