Andy Bellefleur is Bon Temp's grumpy police officer/detective. With a position as high as his, Andy is not very knowledgeable of the things going on in the town, and is may have a struggle with an addiction to V in season 4.
Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.
Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!