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Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.

It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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