Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.

It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes