Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.

It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes