April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) is the laziest intern you'll ever meet on Parks and Recreation.  She pretty much ignores the requests of her boss and is quite the weirdo, but we love her just the same.

April Ludgate Quotes

I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.

April

April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Leslie: I know you're not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: That's because it was featured in Details magazine, and it's awesome.

Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.

Ron