April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) is the laziest intern you'll ever meet on Parks and Recreation.  She pretty much ignores the requests of her boss and is quite the weirdo, but we love her just the same.

April Ludgate Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

April

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.