April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) is the laziest intern you'll ever meet on Parks and Recreation.  She pretty much ignores the requests of her boss and is quite the weirdo, but we love her just the same.

April Ludgate Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls Shoeshine Head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor.

April

Parks & Rec Quotes

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April