April Ludgate Quotes
Season 4, Episode 13: "Bowling for Votes"
April: Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: To the better place world, Fred.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
April: I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 11: "Comeback Kid"
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Smallest Park"
April: Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "End of the World"
April: We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"
April: Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.
• Rating: Unrated
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