April Ludgate Quotes
Season 5, Episode 21: "Swing Vote"
April: To be perfectly honest, Mouserat's music is not my thing. I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "Jerry's Scrapbook"
April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "Article Two"
April: It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: My spirit blood is on your hands.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Partridge"
April: I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: His nickname around the office is Softypants McHuggable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "Bailout"
Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"
April: As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.
• Rating: Unrated
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