Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.

Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?

Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!

I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.

I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!

This comes from your mother’s butt.

Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.

I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!

Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.

Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.

Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

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Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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