It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its always sunny in philadelphia

Charlie Kelly is one of the co-owners of Paddy's and is a childhood friend of Mac and Dennis.  Charlie is definitely not the smartest of the group and is constantly is financial trouble, lives in a crap apartment, and is stuck doing "Charlie work" (aka janitor stuff).  Frank ends up living with Charlie and there's a pretty good shot he's actual his father after a one night stand with Charlie's mother.

Charlie Kelly Quotes

Therapist: 'Charlie Work'? What's 'Charlie Work'? Fill me in.
Charlie: Oh, right. You don't know 'Charlie Work'. Well, 'Charlie Work' is like basement stuff, cleaning urinals, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges, anything dead or decaying, I'm on it, I'm dealing with it.
Therapist: And you dislike it?
Charlie: Oh, no. I love it. I love the dark. I love slippery things. I love being naked... in the sewer. Bleach smells good, it tastes good...

Mac: Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!
Charlie: By bodyguards! I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Mac: I browned out that evening.
Frank: Browned out? What's browned out?
Mac: It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as sever as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac
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