I will rate every single women in this restaurant!

Dennis

I don't have online though.

The Waitress

I have a name.

The Waitress

You can't even spell.

Dennis

Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!

Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with her!

Dennis

Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!

if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.

Frank

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

Well it's a cock ring, for, uh, all my lovers.

Dee

Uh, well, don't talk about the system.

Dennis

He's engaging you physically.

Mac

It's Always Sunny Quotes

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac