I guess he's on the mothership now.

Charlie

Fire's started, thanks for trusting me, this is goodbye!

JoJo

They were gonna light themselves on fire! I'm the winner!

Dennis

And he made it clear to me that all of you are going to need to commit suicide.

Dennis

Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.

He's gonna put all the brains in my head. Sweet.

Charlie

Charlie: Oh, yeah, the carpentry.
Mac: Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry -- Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
Charlie: Okay, then what are you talking about?
Mac: The women, the women dude. This is supposed to be a men's club, who wants that around here.

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.

Dee

Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

Go play in your little hole, you fools.

Dennis

Your head of security just choked himself out.

Charlie

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Frank: I opened up to a therapist just once. I was a kid. I got into a fight. The doctor asked me question after question, got me so scrambled up. Next thing I know, I was shanghai'd upstate to a nitwit school. You know what a nitwit school is?
Therapist: I assume you mean a school for the mentally disabled.
Frank (spits pistachio shell): Yeah, not just for nuts in the head, but bodies, too. Back then science was real crude, they stuck us all together. My roommate was a frog-kid. You ever see a frog-kid?

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie