Charlie Kelly Quotes
Season 7, Episode 12: "The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge"
Adriano: Well that was weird.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.
• Rating: Unrated
Charlie: Let's go back to the bar. We can hide from the world in the bar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie [to Dee in brace]: I don't think you're going to get to bang Adriano now.
• Rating: Unrated
Charlie: I specialize in bird law.
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Adriano: Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Thunder Gun Express"
Charlie: Look at Queen Dee too good to get naked with her buddy all of a sudden!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat"
Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
• Rating: Unrated
Bar patron to Charlie: I'm not drinking bleach.
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