It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Charlie Kelly Quotes

Adriano: Well that was weird.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Let's go back to the bar. We can hide from the world in the bar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie [to Dee in brace]: I don't think you're going to get to bang Adriano now.
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Charlie: I specialize in bird law.
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Adriano: Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: Look at Queen Dee too good to get naked with her buddy all of a sudden!
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bar patron to Charlie: I'm not drinking bleach.
 • Rating: Unrated

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