After being left at the altar on his wedding day by Alex, Dave quit his day job and is now self-employed; operating a steak sandwich food truck. He's also getting back into the dating world with the help of his best friends Brad and Max,
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
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I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.Dave
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You're sweating on my bruschetta.Jane [to Brad]
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The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."Penny
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