Happy Endings Quotes
Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!Brad
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.Penny
Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.Jane
I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.Dave
So much blonde.Penny
Strength, courage, composure, no carbs.Jane
When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.Alex
Jane you're actin extra nuts, and I'm not talking about mistaking the teaspoon with tablespoon kinda nuts I'm talking about Mel Gibson downing a 5 hour energy and showing up at a Bar Mitzvah kinda nuts.Max
Pearl Harbor cause we want this wedding to be da bomb! Like that Michael Bay movie Armageddon.Alex
It's my fault, I know I'm sorry. It's just I got all paranoid that you guys would move on and start doing rich stuff and I'd never see you guys again because you'd be goin to Eyes Wide Shut parties or hunting people for sport with Tommy Hilfiger or whatever rich people supposedly do.Max
You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze.Dave