Happy Endings

Happy Endings

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Dave Rose Quotes

Season 3, Episode 22: "Brothas and Sisters"
Dave: I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Deuce Babylove 2: Electronic BabyDeuce"
Dave: You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze.
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Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
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Season 3, Episode 20: "Un-sabotagable"
Dave: Tampa is not a place you go it's a place you end up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "The Storm Before the Calm"
Dave: No one touches the goatee.
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Dave: Those are cool. And this is coming from a guy who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of.
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Season 3, Episode 17: "She's Got Game Night"
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
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Season 3, Episode 16: "Bros Before Bros"
Dave: The point is I gotta be a man and stand up for myself on my own with you guys behind me. Brad maybe you more towards the front perhaps wearing some Raiders gear.
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Season 3, Episode 14: "In the Heat of Noche"
Dave: Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "Our Best Friend's Wedding"
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

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