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Jim Rash stars as the Moby-look-a-like Dean Pelton on NBC's Community.  The Dean always gives hilarious morning announcements starting off the show and generally wanders around being an idiot desperately trying to turn Glendale into a respectable school.

Dean Pelton Quotes

Dean: What's it gonna take? A plum park space, free meals, a night of companionship, if you know what I mean?
Jeff: I'll do it for the parking space and if you promise not to tell mean what you mean

Dean Pelton: Well look at this group having some of meeting and being so diverse. There is just, boy! There is just one of every kind of you, isn't there?
Pierce: Well, we are missing a pipsqueak, but we don't want one, so beat it!
Britta: Ah, Pierce, that's the dean

Community Quotes

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.

Troy
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