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Season 4 Episode 13: "Advanced Introduction to Finality"

Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: "The Cape" was cancelled.
Evil Abed: Not here--they've re-tooled it for cable and it's awesome. Wanna see it?
Abed: Desperately.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: When's the graduation ceremony?
Jeff: Never. It's community college. You send in some papers and they stop charging you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Well, it's official--it's on a banner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 12: "Heroic Origins"

Shirley: I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just out $54...and a marriage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Protester: Britta, we're done. I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I'm not cold all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: We're really filling in some plot holes here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: If you like "Star Wars," why do you want to murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible. I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca at some point go, "Hey, Yoda! I know that guy!"
Kid #1: He has double light sabers.
Abed: That's stupid. You're both stupid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chang: I'm out. I chang-ed my mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "Basic Human Anatomy"

Annie: Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
Shirley: Then you might want to teach your mouth to say "we," "our," and "us."
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean Pelton: I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
 • Rating: Unrated

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