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Episode 10: "Regional Holiday Music"

Shirley: My problem with the Glee club is that their conveniently secular music rejects the reason for the season, JC.
Britta: Penneys?
Shirley: Jesus, Britta.
Britta: Sorry! Jon Cryer?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Oh please, not liking Glee club doesn't make us bullies and implying that is reverse bully-ism!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Pierce! They're just trying to pander to your demographic's well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jeff: That's what worries me about this guy, he's equal parts Hanson and Manson.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: It was almost like being on ecstasy, only that instead of having pointless conversations and dancing like idiots...wait, it was exactly like being on ecstasy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Rad: Glee! It's a feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get into its pants!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean Pelton: And to think I let him captain my magic carpet in my dream last night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Troy: Look Abed, you know I'd do anything you did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness, we're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean Pelton: The Glee club is at Westside Hospital recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Merry Christmas everyone. The Glee club just became the History club.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: I'll be at the movies with my Bubby.
Troy: You're not taking both of them?
Annie: Well one's dead.
Troy: WHAT!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism"

Policeman [to Annie]: Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: You're moving in was supposed to turn us calm!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Shirley: Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Shirley I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you, the few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shirley: It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Shirley you wouldn't get it. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Troy: Annie, do you know how many sitcoms have done the secretly replace a priceless item thing? Because Abed does. Abed knows everything.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Britta: He only has the one eye Jeff, I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle. It's pretentious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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