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Season 3, Episode 21: "The First Chang Dynasty"
Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
Troy: Creepy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Official: Nobody can sit on something this big.
Dean: IIIII'll sit on it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Course Listing Unavailable"
Dean: Annie maybe you could say something nice about Star Burns, some sugar to go with that spice?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dean [singing]: Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Basic Lupine Urology"
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "Pillows and Blankets"
Dean Pelton: I just heard from the Guiness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as the world's biggest mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Digital Exploration of Interior Design"
Dean Pelton: Everyone wins. Except Abed. But, you know, not everyone can win.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: Did you know Greendale students are technically in the Army Reserve? Let's say a little prayer for peace.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Contemporary Impressionists"
Dean Pelton: I don't know who told you that pouting was an option with me, but all you're making me feel is a hatred for Renee Zelweggeer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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