Dr. Jennifer Melfi is Tony Soprano's psychiatrist on The Sopranos.  

Jennifer Melfi Quotes

Hope comes in many forms.

Dr. Melfi

Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.

The Sopranos Quotes

You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

Junior

Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?