Dr. Jennifer Melfi is Tony Soprano's psychiatrist on The Sopranos.  

Jennifer Melfi Quotes

Hope comes in many forms.

Dr. Melfi

Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.

The Sopranos Quotes

(to Junior) Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son. They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?"


You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.