Jennifer Melfi Quotes
Season 2, Episode 13: "Funhouse"
Dr. Melfi: So who's your friend? Pussy?
Tony: I'm confused.
Dr. Melfi: Is Pussy your friend?
Tony: Yeah.
Dr. Melfi: But that's the friend who was almost carried off by the ducks, right?
Tony: When you say p***y do you mean my friend Pussy or do you mean p***y?
Dr. Melfi: Whatever seems to be dominating your thoughts.
Tony: I got p***y on the brain. I always do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: I had a dream I f**ked your brains out. Right on that desk, and you loved it.
Dr. Melfi: Well, you threw that at me like a rock.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Knight in White Satin Armor"
(Tony mentions he's breaking it off with Irina)
Dr. Melfi: I'm interested in why you're ending it.
Tony: What do you mean why? Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Aren't you telling me that all the time in here?
Dr. Melfi: I don't think I've ever passed judgment on your sex life or any patient's sex life.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "House Arrest"
Dr. Melfi: Some people take pleasure in the simple doing of things.
Tony: The things I take pleasure in, I can't do.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: You know we're the only country where the pursuit of happiness is guaranteed in writing? Do you believe that? A bunch of f**king spoiled brats. Where's my happiness then?
Dr. Melfi: It's the pursuit that's guaranteed.
Tony: Yeah, always a f**king loophole.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 9: "From Where to Eternity"
Dr. Melfi: (on Christopher) Do you think he'll go to hell?
Tony: No. He's not the type that deserves hell.
Dr. Melfi: Who do you think does?
Tony: The worst people. The twisted and demented psychos who kill people for pleasure, the cannibals, the degenerate bastards that molest and torture little kids. They kill babies. The Hitlers. The Pol Pots. Those are the even f**ks that deserve to die, not my nephew.
Dr. Melfi: What about you?
Tony: What? Hell? You been listening to me? No, for the same reasons. We're soldiers. Soldiers don't go to hell. It's war. Soldiers they kill other soldiers. We're in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if your gonna accept those stakes you gotta do certain things. It's business. Soldiers. We follow codes, orders.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Melfi: (to Elliot on Tony) I'm living in a moral never never land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I've judged, I took a position Goddamn it and I'm scared.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 7: "D-Girl"
Dr. Melfi: (to Tony) In your family, even motherhood is up for debate.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: (on AJ) He tells me he's got no purpose.
Dr. Melfi: And how did you answer him?
Tony: I told him that it costs 150 grand to bring him up so far, so if he's got no purpose I want a f**king refund.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dr. Melfi: It sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.
Tony: F**king Internet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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