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New-girl

Jess is a school teacher who likes polka dots, singing and all things happy. She's not exactly confident when it comes to the opposite sex, but cracks us up when she tries to be.

The character moved in with three strange guys after getting cheated on by her long-term boyfriend.

Jess Day Quotes

Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!

Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?

Jess

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick
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