Jess is a school teacher who likes polka dots, singing and all things happy. She's not exactly confident when it comes to the opposite sex, but cracks us up when she tries to be.
The character moved in with three strange guys after getting cheated on by her long-term boyfriend.
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?Jess
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Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?Jess [to Schmidt]
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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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Schmidt: Ahh! A spider!
Nick: Jess, why did you do that? You know how he gets, he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.