Jess is a school teacher who likes polka dots, singing and all things happy. She's not exactly confident when it comes to the opposite sex, but cracks us up when she tries to be.

The character moved in with three strange guys after getting cheated on by her long-term boyfriend.

Jess Day Quotes

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess

Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: Uhhh..
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick