New Girl

Tuesdays 9:00 PM on FOX
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Jess is a school teacher who likes polka dots, singing and all things happy. She's not exactly confident when it comes to the opposite sex, but cracks us up when she tries to be.

The character moved in with three strange guys after getting cheated on by her long-term boyfriend.

Jess Day Quotes

Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?

Jess

Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?

Jess [to Schmidt]

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach