Kurt Hummel is a stereotypical dork.

He's a soprano that's part of the school's glee club. He has a major flair for the dramatic and is a proud, young gay man. Kurt is very close to his father, who has also been featured on the show.

Kurt Hummel Quotes

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.