Kurt Hummel Quotes
Season 4, Episode 21: "Wonder-ful"
Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.
• Rating: Unrated
Kurt: So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.
• Rating: Unrated
Kurt: I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.
• Rating: Unrated
Kurt: I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 17: "Guilty Pleasures"
Kurt: My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Feud"
Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kurt: [to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "Girls (And Boys) on Film"
Kurt: [to Adam] I always get a little sad when the sun comes out and the snow starts to melt and all the snowmen look like they have scoliosis.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 14: "I Do"
Kurt: [to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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