Rachel: I was so intent on being a Broadway star that I never even learned her name. Any of their names. There was Puck's brother, cross-dressing Mercedes, and the one with the fat mom, and and Rayder.
Kurt: Rider.
Rachel: See?

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Kurt: I do not want to get back together with Blaine. I've moved on. I met someone online. His name is Walter.
Sue: Oh, Porcelain, no. No no no no. You will not come out of this alive. This person is obviously a cannibal. I mean, look at you. You are exceptionally well-marbled. If I were on a deserted island with everybody I knew, I would absolutely eat you first. It doesn't even have to be a deserted island. There could be any number of casual dining establishments and I would still opt to eat you--a mouthwatering, delicious, corn-fed, porcelain rump roast.

Rachel: I heard him. At least I think it's a him.
Kurt: Oh, let's not label or judge.

Trust is a choice.

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn