Kurt Hummel Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Goodbye"
Kurt: In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Choke"
Rachel: This is the biggest, biggest moment of our lives here. We cannot be taking risks.
Kurt: Isn't this the exact moment to be taking a risk?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles
Blaine: Oh, God, no. No more candles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Once, La Thibodeaux stopped a performance of Medea at The Met because someone glanced at their watch while she was doing one of her 'I'm killing my babies' arias.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Heart"
Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"
Kurt: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Hold on to Sixteen"
Kurt: You smell like Craigslist.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Mash Off"
Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "The First Time"
Kurt: I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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