Michel Gerard is a French concierge that worked at the Independence Inn with Lorelai and Sookie.  Although good at his job, Michel is rude.

Michel Gerard Quotes

Lorelai: Has the plumber attended to Room 4 yet?
Michel: He was here. He did nothing. It's $100.

Michel: (to Lorelai while Rory's looking for stamps) What is your offspring doing?
Rory: I need stamps, can I have these?
Michel: No.
Lorelai: Take them.

Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!
Lorelai: First of all, Jess is 17 so I think he's probably pass the jam hands stage by now. Second of all, you can do this. If you want to you are totally capable.

Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts?
Rory: Let's have some.