Pam is the human resources director at ISIS.  She's a tad overweight and grew up on a dairy farm, both of which the gang loves to make fun of her for.  She talks people through a dolphin hand puppet.

Her main goal in life?  To get anyone, male or female, at ISIS to sleep with her.  That's not very HR of her.

Pam Quotes

I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

Pam

Malory: Well, what about the ground breaking work that Dr. Krieger is doing for ISIS in our Applied Research Division?
Pam: Yeah, tell him about the sex robot.
Malory: Yes, the.. what?
Krieger: I call him Fister Roboto.

Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: What do crocodiles eat?
Archer: Everything! They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits.