Pam is the human resources director at ISIS.  She's a tad overweight and grew up on a dairy farm, both of which the gang loves to make fun of her for.  She talks people through a dolphin hand puppet.

Her main goal in life?  To get anyone, male or female, at ISIS to sleep with her.  That's not very HR of her.

Pam Quotes

Pam: It could take hours for this to bypass the electronic lock.
Archer: Then I should definitely get my turtleneck.

Pam: What a hunk
Cheryl: Total sploosh.
Lana: Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
Gillette: And whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

Archer Quotes

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?