Phoebe Buffay is definitely the nuttiest of the group of Friends and that's impressive.  Phoebe is a masseuse and a bit of an aspiring musician, known for her crazy tone-deaf accoustic guitar sets at the Central Perk.

During the last season, Phoebe marries Mike Hannigan (Paul Rudd).

Phoebe Buffay Quotes

Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.

Phoebe

Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

Phoebe
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Friends Quotes

Ross: I get home, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, "Oh my God, what the hell am I doing?" I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Joey: You got all that from saline solution?

Phoebe: (About Ross bringing luggage) How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Ross: I'm going to China.
Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing, and...
Monica: You're going to China?
Ross: (Not wanting to get into it) It's for the museum. Someone found a bone. We want the bone. They don't want us to have the bone. I'm going to try to persuade them to give us the bone. It's a whole big bone thing.