Phoebe Buffay is definitely the nuttiest of the group of Friends and that's impressive.  Phoebe is a masseuse and a bit of an aspiring musician, known for her crazy tone-deaf accoustic guitar sets at the Central Perk.

During the last season, Phoebe marries Mike Hannigan (Paul Rudd).

Phoebe Buffay Quotes

Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.

(Dramatically) It's madness, madness, I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't do it! (In her normal voice) Thank you.


Friends Quotes

Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!