Friends Episode Guide
Desperate Monica agrees to go on a date with a wealthy customer, Pete (Jon Favreau); Phoebe freaks out when she learns her 18-year-old half-brother is set to marry a woman twice his age (Debra Jo Rupp); Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking.
Monica: Pheebs, do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla."
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Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Joey: No way, I've been going to the guy for twelve years.
Chandler: Oh come on, he said he was going to do my inseem, then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite...
Ross: What? (Chandler closes his eyes)
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is... in prison!
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