Life is difficult for Ray Drecker.

He's a former high school sports legend that's become a middle-aged high school basketball coach. Moreover, he's a divorced father whose wife of 20 years has left him for the family dermotologist.

But you know what they say: desperate times call for desperate measures. As a result, the well-endowed Ray chooses to exploit his best asset in a last-ditch attempt to change his fortunes. Oh yes, he's gonna be a male escort!

Ray Drecker Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.


I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?