Hung

Hung Quotes

Episode 10: "Even-Steven"

Ray (to Jess): I don't know what I'm doin' but I do know I was happiest with you so I'm asking ya, what do I do? Tell me what to do to get you back.
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Ronnie (to Jess): You went to see another dermatologist. Mindy touched me. We're even steven right?
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Ray: I'm a father. I'm a coach. I'm a teacher. And I used to be a pretty good husband. And if I get another shot at it, I'm not gonna screw it up this time.
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Ray: I need to take a break from this business.
Lenore: Why? Did your d**k break?
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Damon (to Tanya): It's like we're in Michigan and everyone else here is the same...except you.
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Jess: I have to go.
Ray: Do you wanna go?
Jess: No.
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Episode 9: "Fat Off My Love"

Tanya: Don't call me T-Brain! I'm a mother f**king pimp!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I thought of something Dr. Lepke that you didn't think of when you were testing....me! I'm the allergen.
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Darby: I don't want you to write any more poems about me.
Damon: It wasn't about you. It was about fetuses...fetuses in general.
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Ray: I thought you were different. I thought you were a good person. And I thought you were pretty f**king cool. And you know what? You turned out to be none of those things.
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Mike: Find a new co-manager, Ray. Find a new third base coach. Find a new friend.
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Lenore: I'm so glad we could hang out Patty. I called you so many times but you're always so busy.
Patty: I didn't even know you were trying to get a hold of me. I didn't get any messages.
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Tanya: Are those your kids?
Charlie: So she says.
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Episode 8: "Third Base or That Rash"

Ray: I watched the ball fly and I watched it fade, and everything stopped. And as home grew closer and my team waited there for me to cross the plate I realized...that my shoulder was f*cking killing me.
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Ronnie: You never notice guys like me and now guys like me...we rule the f**kin' world.
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Ray: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you?
Ronnie: F**k you!
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Jessica: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy?
Ray: You're unhappy?
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Francis: I'm a person, not an ATM machine.
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Damon: I peed on home plate, I'm not a vandal.
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Episode 7: "The Middle East Is Complicated"

Lenore: You wanna know what I think? I think if there was an apocalypse, and that guy and his kid crossed my path, and I was hungry, I would hunt them down, and I would rip them limb from limb, and I would sautÈ them with some kale and a light white wine sauce. And then I would take the kid's skull and I would wear it, so that everyone would think twice before they crossed me. Then I would take the dad's bones and I would design an accessory line that I would sell from a bombed out Macy's, because that's what's gonna happen to people who try to take what's mine. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be fine. What about all of you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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