Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is the most amazing boss on Parks and Recreation.  He rules of his department with a hilarious fist and makes even local government funny.

Ron Swanson Quotes

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.


Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.


Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!