Ron Swanson Quotes
Season 4, Episode 14: "Operation Ann"
Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Bowling for Votes"
Ron: When I eat it is the food that is scared.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"
Ron: The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Comeback Kid"
Ron: I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"
Ron: We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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