Rufus Humphrey has a tough job: he's the father of Jenny and Dan, the head of a humble, middle class family living in a crumbling apartment on the Upper West Side of New York.

His children are outsiders looking into the lives of the rich and glamorous, sliding into the role of Ryan Atwood from The OC.

Rufus is drawn to Serena's glamor and the world that exists just outside the reach of he and his kids.

Rufus Humphrey Quotes

Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.

Rufus

Gossip Girl Quotes

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

Blair